双语笑话 ＊＊＊Besides your parents,your spouse is the person who accompany you the most. I often tease my wife cause she is fat. 除了父母伴侣是陪你时间最长的人。 我总是开我老婆的玩笑，因为她胖的原因。 Our conversation goes like this: "Look ,how heavy you are.All the clothes that could fit you in is the maternity wear." 看看你多重，能适合你的只有孕妇装了！ "That is nonsense.You'd better take a look at the obese women on the street.They're more overweight than me but do you see anyone is naked? 胡说。你最好看看大街上的胖女人们。她们比我还胖但是你看见过任何一个女人是赤身裸体的吗？ If you dare make fun of me again I'll beat you to death." 如果你敢再次取笑我，我就揍死你。 Hearing that I go to the kitchen silently to avoid the death penalty.听到那些话我默默去厨房做饭了，这样可以避免死刑。LoL.[呲牙][呲牙][呲牙]
