Did you remember to defrost the chicken?你有記得把雞肉退冰嗎？Oh no, I totally forgot. Want me to microwave it now?啊糟了，我完全忘了。要我現在微波一下嗎？That works, just make sure it doesn’t cook in there.可以，但記得不要加熱到變熟Should we still go with the stir‑fry plan?那我們還是照原定計畫炒菜嗎？Yeah, unless you’re in the mood for something else.可以啊，除非你想換別的Stir‑fry’s fine. Do we have any bell peppers left?炒菜可以。還剩甜椒嗎？Just one red one. Maybe we can add frozen peas.只剩一顆紅的。也可以加點冷凍青豆Sounds good, I’ll chop the garlic while you prep the veggies.好啊，我來切蒜頭，你準備其他蔬菜Let’s throw in some leftover tofu too.那我們也把剩下的豆腐加進去Great idea, less waste, more flavor.太棒了，既不浪費又更有味道My shoe squeaks every time I walk on the tile.我的鞋子每次走在瓷磚上都會吱吱叫I noticed! Thought you were making a new beat.我有發現！還以為你在打節奏Not intentionally, it’s kind of embarrassing at work.不是故意的啦，在公司這樣有點尷尬Maybe the sole’s loose. Want me to glue it later?可能是鞋底鬆了，要我幫你黏一黏嗎？That’d be awesome. I’ll leave it by the door.那太好了，我放門口就好You should get a new pair if they keep acting up.如果一直這樣，你可能該換一雙了I know, but these are so comfy.我知道，但這雙真的好穿Maybe find the same model online?也許可以上網找同一款I’ll check after dinner.我晚餐後查查看Let me know, I’ll help compare prices.有找到告訴我，我幫你比價I had such a weird dream last night.我昨晚做了個超奇怪的夢About what? Something scary?夢到什麼？恐怖的嗎？No, I was in a spelling bee with a raccoon.沒有，我在跟一隻浣熊比拼拼字比賽That’s… oddly specific.嗯…這也太特別了And it kept beating me with big words.而且牠還一直用超難的字打敗我Maybe your brain’s telling you to read more.可能你大腦在提醒你多看點書Or to stop watching animal videos before bed.或是不要睡前一直看動物影片Fair enough, those raccoons are too smart.也對啦，那些浣熊太聰明了At least it wasn’t a nightmare.至少不是惡夢Yeah, just mildly humiliating.對，只是有點丟臉而已The streetlight outside keeps flickering.外面的路燈一直閃It’s been doing that for a week now.它這樣閃已經一個禮拜了Should we report it to the city?我們要不要通報市政府？I think there’s an app for that now.我記得現在有專門的App了Really? We’ve come a long way from phone calls.真的嗎？跟以前打電話比起來進步好多I’ll look it up after this show ends.我等等節目播完就查一下Hopefully they fix it soon—it’s messing with my sleep.希望他們快修好，影響我睡覺Maybe wear a sleep mask tonight.不然今晚戴眼罩試試看I’ll try, but I hate stuff on my face.好，我試試，但我不喜歡臉上有東西Then I’ll block it with a pillow fortress.那我幫你用枕頭築一座堡擋光Our fridge is making a strange humming noise.我們的冰箱發出怪怪的嗡嗡聲It’s probably just working overtime—it’s full.可能是太滿了，它在努力運轉吧Or it’s about to transform into a robot.還是它快變形金剛了If it makes ice cream, I’m fine with it.只要會做冰淇淋我就接受We should clean behind it soon.我們應該清一下冰箱後面Yeah, I bet there’s a whole dust civilization back there.對啊，後面可能都變成一個灰塵王國了Let’s schedule a deep clean day this weekend.我們這週末來個大掃除日Add the oven to the list too.烤箱也一起清Agreed. The oven looks like a war zone.贊成，那個烤箱像打過仗一樣Operation: Sparkle Kitchen is a go.閃亮廚房行動，啟動！I’m craving something sweet but we have nothing.我想吃甜的，可是家裡什麼都沒有What about those marshmallows in the back cabinet?櫃子後面不是還有棉花糖嗎？I think they’re fossilized.那可能已經變化石了Ew, okay, maybe not.呃，那還是算了Let’s bake brownies instead.不如來烤布朗尼Do we even have cocoa powder?我們有可可粉嗎？Yep, and flour and sugar too.有啊，麵粉和糖也都有Awesome, I’ll preheat the oven.太好了，我來預熱烤箱I’ll find the recipe with the gooey center.我找那種中心軟綿的食譜Best roommate ever.你真是最棒的室友Your plant is leaning like it’s trying to escape.你的植物長得像在逃跑一樣I know, I think it needs more sun.我知道，我覺得它缺陽光Want to move it closer to the window?要不要搬近窗邊？Yeah, or get one of those grow lights.好啊，或是買個植物燈You’re turning this place into a jungle.你要把這裡變成叢林啦Plants make the air better, right?植物不是能淨化空氣嗎？Sure, as long as they don’t start taking over.只要它們別入侵就好You’ll thank me when you’re breathing forest air.到時你會感謝我呼吸森林空氣As long as I don’t trip over roots.只要我別被樹根絆倒就好I’ll keep the path clear, promise.我保證會留條小路給你The neighbor’s wind chimes are so loud today.鄰居的風鈴今天好吵Yeah, it’s super windy.因為風超大I kind of like the sound, though.不過我覺得聲音滿療癒的It’s peaceful for like five minutes.前五分鐘是啦After that it feels like a bell concert.之後就像鐘聲演奏會Should we close the windows for now?我們先關窗好了？Good idea, before we go crazy.好主意，免得發瘋Or we could drown it out with music.不然我們開點音樂蓋過去I’ll put on that rain sounds playlist.我來播那個下雨聲的歌單Better already.馬上舒服多了Have you tried that weird soda we bought?你試過我們買的那個奇怪汽水了嗎？The cucumber one? Not yet.那個小黃瓜口味？還沒Want to try it together and suffer equally?要不要一起試，痛苦一起承擔？Absolutely. Grab two glasses.當然！拿兩個杯子來Cheers to weird flavor experiments.為奇怪口味實驗乾杯Okay… that’s not terrible.嗯…其實沒那麼糟It tastes like a spa in a can.像是把SPA裝進罐子裡Very… refreshing?滿…清爽的？Or like drinking salad.也有點像在喝沙拉Let’s stick to cola next time.下次還是喝可樂吧Do you still have that sewing kit?你還有那個縫紉工具包嗎？Yeah, in the top drawer.有啊，在最上層抽屜My backpack strap is hanging by a thread.我的背包肩帶快斷了Literally?認真的嗎？Unfortunately, yes.很遺憾是真的Want me to help stitch it?要我幫你縫嗎？That’d be amazing. I’m terrible with needles.太感謝了，我真的不會用針You just have to be patient.只要有耐心就好That’s not my strong suit.那剛好不是我的強項That’s why I’m the repair department.所以修東西才是我的工作啊I can’t find my left sock again.我的左腳襪又找不到了The dryer eats socks, I’m convinced.我就說烘衣機會吃襪子啦It’s probably hiding with your other missing ones.可能跟你其他失蹤的襪子一起躲起來了Sock dimension confirmed.襪子異次元世界確定存在You should get more matching pairs.你應該多買幾雙一樣的Or just wear mismatched socks proudly.或者乾脆自豪地穿不成對的襪子A fashion statement!也是一種時尚宣言！I’ll call it “asymmetrical chic.”我就叫它「不對稱時尚」Sounds trendy already.聽起來很潮耶Watch it become a TikTok trend.搞不好會變成TikTok流行My laptop’s fan is louder than usual.我的筆電風扇聲變超大聲It sounds like it’s about to take off.聽起來快要起飛了You should clean the vents.你該清一下散熱孔了I’ll do it after I back up my files.我會先備份資料再處理Always smart. Just in case.聰明，先保險起見You still use that giant external drive?你還在用那顆超大的外接硬碟嗎？It’s reliable, unlike the cloud.它很可靠啊，比雲端安全I trust the cloud more than my backpack.我比起書包，更信任雲端Fair enough. I’ve dropped that drive too many times.也是啦，我那顆硬碟掉超多次了Exactly—paranoia pays off.沒錯，安全意識有用Our hallway light flickers when I walk by.我一走過走廊燈就會閃That’s… kind of creepy.有點毛毛的耶Do you think it’s haunted or just old wiring?你覺得是鬧鬼還是電線老化？Probably just loose wiring, but I’ll check.可能只是接觸不良啦，我等下檢查看看Still feels like a horror movie moment.但感覺就像恐怖片情節Want me to stand guard with a flashlight?要我拿手電筒幫你站崗嗎？Please do. And bring snacks.拜託了，順便帶點零食Ghost hunting but make it cozy.抓鬼也要有儀式感Every ghost just wants popcorn.每隻鬼都只是想吃爆米花Honestly, same.老實說我也是I saw the cutest dog at the park today.我今天在公園看到一隻超可愛的狗What kind?什麼品種？A corgi in a raincoat.一隻穿著雨衣的柯基That’s too much cuteness.太萌了吧I took a photo. Want to see?我有拍照，要看嗎？Absolutely!當然要！Look at that strut.你看牠走路的樣子It knows it’s adorable.完全知道自己有多可愛I want a dog now.我現在也想養狗了Let’s visit the shelter next weekend.我們下週末去收容所看看吧My playlist just jumped from jazz to death metal.我的播放清單剛剛從爵士跳到重金屬That’s one intense shuffle setting.這跳轉太刺激了吧It’s like emotional whiplash.情緒直接被甩飛Want me to fix the queue?要我幫你整理一下播放隊列嗎？Yes, please be the DJ.拜託你當DJ了Going mellow now.好，換成輕柔路線Much better, my heart rate dropped.好多了，我心跳都慢下來了No more surprises until coffee.喝咖啡前不要再給我驚嚇Agreed.完全同意Smooth vibes only.只接受平靜氣氛Our bookshelf is about to collapse.書櫃快撐不住了Yeah, we keep squeezing in more books.對啊，我們一直硬塞新書Time to donate the ones we don’t reread.該把不常翻的捐掉了Even the cookbooks with zero stains?連那些一本沒沾過油的食譜也要？Especially those.尤其是那些Want to do a mini-library trade with friends?要不要跟朋友辦個小型換書會？That’s a great idea.不錯耶，很有趣I’ll make a list of what we’re giving up.我來列出我們要給出去的書I’ll make a list of what I refuse to let go.我也來列出我死都不會讓出去的書Deal.成交！There’s glitter in the sink.水槽裡有亮粉耶Oh no, I forgot to rinse the craft stuff.糟糕，我忘了洗手作的東西Now it’s glitter forever.現在它變成永久亮粉區了It’s the herpes of art supplies.它根本是手作界的皰疹We might as well decorate everything now.乾脆全部都來裝飾算了Start a glitter empire.來創建亮粉王國！Sparkly paper towels?閃亮亮的紙巾怎麼樣？Don’t tempt me.你別讓我動心At least it looks festive.至少看起來很有過節氣氛We accidentally prepared for a party.我們不小心佈置好一場派對了This pillow has lost all its fluff.這顆枕頭完全沒彈性了You’ve had it for like ten years.你用了至少十年吧It has sentimental value.它有情感價值啊I think it has dust value.我看它比較有灰塵價值Fine, maybe it’s time.好啦，也許真的該換了Let’s go pillow shopping this weekend.我們週末去買新的I want one that feels like a marshmallow.我要一顆像棉花糖一樣的Or one that hugs back.或是會抱你的那種Technology isn’t there yet.技術還沒到那程度We can dream—on a new pillow.但我們可以夢想—睡在新枕頭上I think we forgot someone’s birthday this week.我們好像忘記誰的生日了That’s very possible.很可能喔Check the calendar!查一下行事曆！It says “cake?” with a question mark.它只寫了一個問號加「蛋糕？」Not helpful, Past Me.以前的我太沒建設性了Let’s just send “sorry” cookies.還是送「對不起」餅乾吧That always works.每次都管用Should we include a card or let the cookies talk?要寫卡片還是讓餅乾傳達歉意？Let the frosting do the apologizing.讓糖霜來說話吧“I’m late, but I’m sweet.”「雖然遲到，但我很甜」Why are there five umbrellas by the door?為什麼門口有五把傘？Because we never remember we already have one.因為我們每次都忘了已經有傘Can we donate some?可以拿去捐嗎？Only if it doesn’t rain tomorrow.除非明天不會下雨That’s a risky condition.這條件太冒險了Or we keep them as a backup army.不然就把它們當備用傘軍團For the next typhoon?為了下一場颱風？Or a dramatic musical number.或是辦一場歌舞劇Singing in the rain, but with options.邊唱邊淋雨，但我們有選擇Always stylish, always dry.永遠時尚，永遠乾爽